“Enlisted men are stupid, but extremely cunning and sly, and bear considerable watching.” U.S. Army’s Officer Guide, 1863 A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He […]
I am a religious man, who fails to live up to his ideals every day. I’m working on it. This happened in the Kuwaiti desert. It’s a story I’ve told […]
On Thursday before my last drill weekend my wife started looking for a couple of twin mattresses and box springs for my two boys. We’re changing their sleeping arrangements. She […]
Ha ha! There are two of them! I’m eventually going to have to stop counting these. I hope. But for now…I revel!
This only ever happens once in a writer’s career. The first fanmail arrives and your world changes forever. Maybe I’m making too big a deal of it. I don’t know. […]
I’m not swedish. Nor am I a techno music sensation. Yet somehow this guy knows exactly how I feel right now. Nice one, dude. Join me now in belting this […]
At one time, small pox was a big thing. It was horribly contagious and it was usually fatal. It needed to be stamped out. Vigorously. As a culture we did […]
“You cannot legislate the poor into prosperity by legislating the wealthy out of prosperity. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government […]