Wow, such a wasted opportunity.<\/p>\n
I went into this movie with high hopes that had been slightly dashed by Eric D. Snider’s review<\/a>. I actually find slightly worse for wear high hopes to be a good recipe for movie watching. It makes the slide into a comfortable watch, instead of a great one, easy and painless. Unfortunately, Robin Hood just kept on sliding.<\/p>\n *Major spoilers ahoy*<\/p>\n Once I reconciled myself to a slightly unglamorous telling of the tale I was wowed by the production values, and unlike Snider I found the twists and turns to be logical and the machinations believable, barely. \u00a0And then they got all feminist on us. Not sure who thought it would be a good idea for Maid Marian to show up for the final battle in full armor leading a band of naked orphans from the woods. (barely mentioned so far) It wasn’t. Neither was it a good idea to have her lift her helm and declare across the battlefield “This is for Walter.” (her murdered father-in-law) before heading off to engage the bad guy in swordplay. Cheese stacked on ridiculous does not make a good sandwich.<\/p>\n And for those naked orphans who turned into knife fighting ninjas taking out armored infantry? I do not thank you.<\/p>\n It got a little sillier when we cut to several different takes in a row of Robin carrying the armored Maid Marian in his arms, deeper into the ocean. What’s out there besides retreating French? And any hope of a satisfying ending? Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Wow, such a wasted opportunity. I went into this movie with high hopes that had been slightly dashed by Eric D. Snider’s review. I actually find slightly worse for wear high hopes to be a good recipe for movie watching. It makes the slide into a comfortable watch, instead of a great one, easy and … Continue reading Russel Crowe as Robin Hood.<\/span>